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transtamlen:

reversingyourpolarity:

robothugscomic:

New Comic!

Pronouns, right? Super weird little lexical referents. 

My site moved to a new host, so everything should be better now! Everything -  my site, my comic, my life, my cats, my cooking, my sex. Everything. 

Read the thing people.

the apology thing is really important because the second you do that the mistake becomes about you and your feelings and it becomes my job to console you after having my own feelings hurt.

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64,829 notes10.2010:01 PM • Source: robothugscomic
#I fucked up on the apology thing #gonna not do it again #working on it #pronouns #mogai
sholock:

Am I too late to add a cute ghost to your dash?

sholock:

Am I too late to add a cute ghost to your dash?

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62,526 notes10.204:40 PM • Source: sholock

Right help time. So the four hundred I had. Where half went missing? Well another $140 went missing cause apparently I’m too damn stupid to pull the money from the place I had it.

So I texted roommate and she’s all “the money was there and I haven’t had anyone over”. So that means who took the money then? So now I basically have to wait till roommate gets home and accuse her of theft.

I don’t wanna accuse anyone. I want to think this is some weird mishap. But what am I supposed to think?

Any advice?

2 notes10.204:14 PM
#ramblomatics
wallabri:

was feeling super nostalgic for this show recently. still wish there were more episodes

wallabri:

was feeling super nostalgic for this show recently. still wish there were more episodes

source: wallabri
258 notes10.202:01 PM • Source: wallabri
#C6 #art #don't you dare bring up my feels for this show missy #don't you dare

http://pluvialcity.tumblr.com/post/100499261440/notbecauseofvictories-also-that-whole-tale-of »

notbecauseofvictories:

also that whole tale of aragorn and arwen thing where he saw her in the woods at twenty and fell instantly in love and it’s very beren and luthien? lies.

aragorn decided he was going to marry arwen when he was like, six.

and everyone thought it was just the cutest…

source: notbecauseofvictories
30,898 notes10.201:20 PM • Source: notbecauseofvictories
#I will love this forever #lotr

thunderboltsortofapenny:

im-the-asshole-that:

amberlyinviolet:

morgan-leigh:

#i think he misses being that kid #misses the hope and the strength of his belief #i honestly think he wouldn’t care if the serum went away #not any more (via magesmagesmages)

 via im-the-asshole-that

WAIT WHAT THE HELL TUMBLR I HAD MORE TAGS THAN THAT GO TO YOUR ROOM PLEASE REMOVE THIS APPARENT TAG LIMIT. I SAID MORE ABOUT HOW STEVE THINKS ABOUT HOW ERSKINE SAID A WEAK MAN WHO HAS NEVER KNOWN POWER

ABOUT HOW IF HE HAD BEEN BORN INTO POST SERUM BODY HE MIGHT NOT HAVE ALL THE QUALITIES THAT MAKE HIM CAPTAIN AMERICA RIGHT. BECAUSE HE LEARNED IT ALL IN THAT NINETY POUND ASTHMATIC SCOLIOSTIC IMMUNO COMPRIMISED BODY.

And how maybe he’s grateful, now that he’s further removed from it all.

How he’s grateful and more than that, he’s proud. Like. damn right I was such a stubborn shit. I fucking had to be, didn’t I? Thanks, preserum me. Thanks.

bolding mine

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10,685 notes10.2012:40 PM • Source: forassgard
#Steve Rogers #meta

Okay let’s be honest here though:

Exactly how many people can actually remember someone’s name after hearing it once?

And why do we all pretend it’s this enormous social gaffe when we can’t?

13 notes10.2012:13 PM
#anytime I'm introduced to someone I say I'm bad with names and they say me too! #so even if there are people who remember names they must be in the minority #so why is it considered this big embarrassment? #either that or people are just really polite to me and I'm just a great big mess with names #ramblomatics
… Tumblr, that is a bit disconcerting.
A lot disconcerting.
Tumblr that is fucked up.

… Tumblr, that is a bit disconcerting.

A lot disconcerting.

Tumblr that is fucked up.

5 notes10.202:27 AM
#ramblomatics #tumblr why

Me: by the by, if anyone ever wants crazy fun canadian home stories  feel free to ask
syncytio: I do fira!
Me: pick a general canadain stereotype and I probs have a story sync
syncytio: what about shinny
Me: oh god shinny
okay, I have a story for that
series: shinny??
R: pick up hockey

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3 notes10.202:26 AM
#ramblomatics #syncytio #post-and-out

poulersour replied to your photoset:I’ve acquired something called Four Loco. New…

Funny story! They are illegal in GA.

In all fairness, these aren’t the 24%? alcohol content my roomie told me about. It’s 12% cause apparently the company worries about these things. I unno.

That’s might be genius. Like to make sure that you don’t get too drunk because if you can’t get the plastic off then you…

I had that thought, and it made me think of something.

RANDOM STORY TIME!

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3 notes10.201:26 AM
#onegoodey #poulersour #replyomatic #alcohol

BIRDS AND MERMAIDS: MY CHARACTER ARC

Me: oh hey, real quick
something cute/easy to draw
I might sketch a bit tonight
mageflower: quetzal
the most magical-ass bird there is
Me: that is not a bird, that is a phoenix
syncytio: a garuda?
series: ….that is not an easy thing to draw
syncytio: just draw a really angry bird with muscles
Me: all I’m thinking is Angry Bird, round floof ball, and muscles
OneGoodEye: the hulk bird
Me: similar to TROGDOR
THE BURNINATOR
mageflower: hulk bird is kakapo
draw kakapo
Me: oh god kakapo’s are so ridiculous
OneGoodEye: I don’t understand what Mage just said
but do it
mageflower: i love them so much
they are the bruce banner of birds
Me: they’re so damn stupid I love them
OneGoodEye: then I love them
syncytio: oh wow they’re green
Me: THEY CAN’T FLY
syncytio: …that sounds stupid but like
they’re really green
Me: CAUSE THEY’RE TOO HEAVY
AND THEY’RE SUCH DERPFAILBIRDS
AND I LOVE THEM
OneGoodEye: OH MY GOD THEY ARE ADORABLE
mageflower
: They’re huge, awkward, green, adorable, AND THEY CAN’T FLY THEY SUCK AT BEING BIRDS
Me: fucking, fuck, fira’s fucking character development from ‘ugh birds’ to ‘UGH BIRDS’
AND IT’S ALL MAGE’S FAULT
syncytio: that’s your character arc fira
that’s it
nothing more
Me: BIRDS AND MERMAIDS
THE CHARACTER ARC OF FIRA
SURE WHY THE HELL NOT
OneGoodEye: That’s a really good character arc to be fair
mageflower: they’re so awkward
love them
syncytio: you’re not allowed to develop anymore
the fans might protest
OneGoodEye: :D
Me: ONE OF THE SEA ONE OF THE SKY

3 notes10.2012:59 AM
#ramblomatics #Stream Team Assemble #mageflower #syncytio #onegoodey

In Which I Am Clint


R: I don’t write things with clint
Me: R remind me later, maybe I’ll figure something out
R: +shrug+
I just don’t ever feel like I have a handle on Clint
Me: I’m basically Clint
R: so I sort of don’t write anything where he actually has stuff to do
Me: derpness, coffee addiction and a predilection of typing sex instead of sec
… I feel like predilection is the wrong word
what is the word I want
R: tendency?
pluvialcity: predilection for I think would work
Tsumego: propensity?
Me: ah, merci plu, I wondered
though propensity also works

ahaha, the definition of predilection is ‘liking/bias of’
so I basically just said “I have a liking of writing sex instead of sec”
so there’s that
Tsumego: propensity i think works better if its an accident, rather than intent
syncytio: well, awkward if you really like triple sec
Me: triple sex is good
FUCK SEC
syncytio: HA
Me: THOUGH I SUPPOSE TRIPLE SEX WOULD ALSO BE GOOD
Tsumego: XDDDD
hailtherandom: AHAHAHAAH
syncytio: holy *** that was perfect
now that you should tumblr
Me: working on it

4 notes10.2012:52 AM
#Stream Team Assemble #post-and-out #pluvialcity #chocolate-alchemy #syncytio #hailtherandom

I’ve acquired something called Four Loco. New things yay!

New things that are sealed in plastic?

…WHY?

JUST WHY

5 notes10.2012:22 AM
#ramblomatics #you have to peel the plastic off #guess they wanna make sure you're sober enough to drink responsibly

All My Puns Are Accidental and Name-Related

Sammit Sam

Ash’s Ash-Coloured Hair

Unapaulagetic

Keep An Eye Out

3 notes10.1911:27 PM
#fuck #All my puns are accidental #onegoodey #post-and-out #syncytio

It’s Monday. I’m going home at 6pm and a middle aged man and a teenage boy are the only people left on the bus with me. I consider the fact that because the driver is also a man I am the only person left on the bus with the correct genetic makeup for boobs. I’m automatically scared, scared because of my own anatomy. I wonder how old I was when I realized that my own body was going to be the cause of the constant anxiety and fear I feel in situations like this. I get off at the last stop and the older man smiles at me while following me up the street. His smile drips, drips, drips and my heart is pounding, pounding, pounding. He turns off down another road, but I run the rest of the way home.

Not all men.

I’m at home on a Tuesday, beginning to plan the travels I want to go on next year. I dream of wandering the streets and meeting strangers. I just can’t wait to escape the city I’ve lived in for 17 long years. But… my mum is hesitant. She’s forever worried about the danger that being a young girl traveling alone can bring. I’ll be alone and she’s scared. Surely I’m invincible. I feel invincible. But I know, I know this danger is real and I can’t help but think to myself, if I feel unsafe in my own city, how am i going to feel in a strange place with strange men who don’t speak the same language as me? If I was my brother planning this, I would probably just be wondering if European girls are going to be hot.

Not all men.

Wednesday is a beautiful sunny day but I’ve always been told that I don’t have a “nice enough body” to wear a bikini on the beach. Ever since I was 6 years old I’ve thought that having tummy fat was ugly. That skin that doesn’t have a perfectly golden glow is undesirable. I amble to a clear patch of sand in my one piece and I can feel pairs of eyes latching onto me. Hairy men in speedos who I don’t look twice at eat into my body with their stares. I’m a piece of meat. I am a piece of meat? I am here for their amusement. Please don’t let me be eaten alive.

Not all men.

Thursday night two friends and I are walking to our god damn school dance when we hear “Jesus look at you! You sluts heading to a pole?” These words snarl out of the mouth of a respectably dressed man and we stop in horror. Shivers roll up my back in fear. It’s dark. We are alone. What. Do. We. Do??? One of us pulls the finger back. I can never be sure how quickly a sexist man can get angry so we walk quickly away. We’re angry, so so angry. But also so… deflated. I wonder if we deserve this shame.

Not all men.

Sitting on the internet, Friday night and scrolling down my Facebook newsfeed:

“Haha, good job at the game today bro. You RAPED them!”
“Damn with tits like that, you’re asking for it :P”

Another sexist comment…
Another sexist comment…
Another sexist comment…

I’m shrinking and shrinking and shrinking and I want to CRY because these boys don’t realize how small they make me feel with just pressing a few keys. I see these boys on the streets, I talk to these boys, I laugh with these boys. Dear GOD, dear GOD i hope these boys don’t think actions speak louder than words…

Not all men.

Three rules that have been drilled into me since I was young run through my mind at 1.30am on a Satur… Sunday Morning:

-Don’t ever talk to strange men
-Don’t ever be alone at night in a strange place
-Don’t ever get into a car with a stranger

I break all 3 of these laws as I pull open the taxi door. Making light conversation with the driver, he doesn’t see my sweaty hand clutching the small pocket knife I keep hidden on me at all times. He doesn’t even realize the fear I feel at his mere presence. He cannot comprehend it, he never will. How easy would this 15 minute car ride be if I was born a boy?

Not all men.

It comes to Sunday, another snoozy, sleepy, Sunday and someone has the AUDACITY to tell me not all men are rapists. I say nothing.

I’m a 17 year old girl.
When I am walking alone and it’s dark, it’s all men.
When I am in a car with a man I don’t know well, it’s all men.
When men drunkenly leer at me on the streets, it’s all men.
When a boy won’t leave me alone at a party, it’s all men.

Not all men are rapists. But for a young girl like me? Every one of them has the potential to be.

Not.
All.
Men.

a piece i wrote for an english assignment about my personal experiences with rape culture, in particular with the saying “not all men” which i know has been makin a lot of controversy on the internet recently! idk just wanted to share (via trueho)

THIS this this this a thousand times this

(via a-poem-not-a-poet)

source: trueho
130,753 notes10.199:20 PM • Source: trueho
#rape #rape culture