My hair is fine and wavy, and on humid days it crosses the border into curly; it’s like having a freaking barometer attached to my head.
— (via pollyq)
YOU GET TWO POV’S CAUSE FIRA IS INSOMNIAC REASONS
He’s uncomfortable, Coulson can tell. With or without wings giving away his nerves with a telltale twitch, Coulson can see that minute clench of jaw, the tension strung in Barton’s nerves like an electric wire waiting to snap as doctors poke and prod and inject and out-ject (and oh god would he start sounding like Barton now?).
Normally doctor’s wouldn’t come within 50 feet of Barton, and that’s if they were stupid. Smart doctors ignored Barton entirely because high nerves, a thorough dislike of medical procedures in general, and a long range, led to… Incidences.
I thought you were going to bed? (Idk I’m grasping at straws, you might say. Mhmmm, strawberries….
Don’t liquify me please? I still have lot of pot-tential
you might say my brains are fried from the late night
I was going to bed, can’t sleep and am writing fic instead. Cause… reasons? And I won’t dignify any of that with a response.
you’re safe-for now. I got distracted reading my own puns tag. You can always summon me again in a punctual manner tho >]
Oh god, well Missy I’ve found your partner in crime. This is a pot-tentially dangerous situation.
chill pill, sweetie. No need to grill us with those glares.
… I don’t know the pun in this one, other than maybe grill? I don’t even know anymore.
I’m going back to my ClintCoulson fic.
the puns here are krillin’ me.
DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU’VE STARTED
DO YOU SEE
*crawls in corner*
*murrs at everyone*
you DO know that I’ve been up all night and am just giggling madly at the screen while I wait for a good time to shower (not late enough that someone is hogging it but not too early to be rude) It’s 6 am gdi
DO YOU KNOW WHAT MAGE JUST SENT ME.
LOOK AT THIS
I MEAN- WHAT- DO I EVEN
really, don’t wine
I’m really sorry, but when I sea a pun I have to make it :/
bc if I made them in German, chances are you wouldn’t get them? (also, I’m pans at making puns in German)
most of the time. but really? just patience and tenacitea
DO YOU ALL SEE WHAT I DEAL WITH?
(And yes thank, I wouldn’t understand a lick of it <3)
your friends in a nutshell :P
or like the French Fries say: c’est l’eau-de-vie
ENGLISH ISN’T EVEN YOUR FIRST LANGUAGE
NEITHER IS FRENCH
porpoise is quite a fishy stretch, too, but the second one is brill. You eat your dinner in peace and I will have breakfast soon
I did have to bring up the puns though. I felt at sea without them
Porpoise is genius. And even if it weren’t, I didn’t technically make the joke so I’m safe.
You say brill, I think sea sponge, fml.
AND REALLY. “AT SEA”? REALLY
you also left out all the glorious food puns
I DID SO ON PURPOSE… GDI I’M NOT MAKING A PORPOISE PUN. NO. FUCK YOU NO.
lolol. well, the man did go and brought you sushi, even after all the fished up complications.
YOU ARE STRETCHING THE PUNS MISSY. FISHING FOR COMPLIMENTS EVEN.